The Magic School-Bus (Magically cramming more people on board everyday!)

Look buddy, when the PUBLIC bus is packed like it is everyday, you CAN'T take up TWO seats. Dammit. Why are people so stupid? Elbows jabbing, hairy asses in face, BO -- all these things could be reduced by a surprisingly relieving factor if you just shoved YOUR BUTT OVER. We live in a society!